When a person wakes up in the morning to discover she's been named "The most awe-inspiring park ranger" by the East Bay Express ...

(in their annual "Best of" issue)

... and when there is every indication that the honors (deserved or otherwise) will be refreshed and proliferate throughout the day by friends and family -- and maybe even a few strangers -- and maybe even into tomorrow ...

In a fair and just world that person should never -- under any circumstances whatsoever --  be expected to change the cat box!